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Monday, May 21, 2012
The Killer
Who killed the man! yelled the detective. I stared barrenly across the long table. Since you don’t want to tell me I will Throw you in jail for life! he yelled. I don't know , I said in a quiet voice.
Monday, April 30, 2012
The Crazy Happening
Hi my name is Chucky and the craziest thing happened to me last week (flashback). I woke up thinking it would be a regular day, I got up took a shower, brushed my teeth because you don’t want hot stanky breath, ate a delicious dookie sandwich with some of the worlds best milk, Jaylon’s super duper milk, and threw a piece of gum in my mouth.I walked outside and jumped on my T-rex named spike and rode it to work. when i got to work my buddy Karl said the boss needs you to travel on his private airplane and attend a meeting in candy land. I said whatever so I got on my T-rex and rode to the airport and got on the plane. during the flight I was watching a movie when all of the sudden............... I had to go to the bathroom. when I got back to my seat, the plane started to shake but I didn’t care I sat back down and then the plane started to shake violently and they told me to fasten my seatbelt but I refused I knew something was wrong so I immediately ran to the cockpit. I looked at the pilot he was not breathing so I knew he was dead with extreme effort I tried to pull him of the seat he was really fat, he had to have had a heart attack because there was 10 happy meal boxes on the floor. finally I got him out of the seat and with even more extreme effort I pulled pack on the steering, put before I knew it the plane crashed.
I woke up in a strange place it reeked of armpits, explosive farts, and unicorn poop.I got up and looked through the scrapes of plane, hoping to find useful items.The planes radio was smashed, but on the good side I found a gallon of water,a compass, a dull butter knife, and a jar of peanut butter. I started walking east looking to find a civilization I started to get scared because i kept hearing little voices. it was getting dark so i tried to make a bed above a fire to keep me warm during the night. the fire was a success but the second i jumped on the bed it broke and i fell down on the fire and my leg caught on fire running and screaming I tripped on a branch and hit my head on a boulder, fell in a puddle of water, and knocked myself out.
I woke up in a strange place it reeked of armpits, explosive farts, and unicorn poop.I got up and looked through the scrapes of plane, hoping to find useful items.The planes radio was smashed, but on the good side I found a gallon of water,a compass, a dull butter knife, and a jar of peanut butter. I started walking east looking to find a civilization I started to get scared because i kept hearing little voices. it was getting dark so i tried to make a bed above a fire to keep me warm during the night. the fire was a success but the second i jumped on the bed it broke and i fell down on the fire and my leg caught on fire running and screaming I tripped on a branch and hit my head on a boulder, fell in a puddle of water, and knocked myself out.
To Be Continued
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Hunger games movie review
The Hunger Games movie was great, my favorite part was at the beginning of the games when they ran to get supplies from the cornucopia because that's where most of the killing and action was.The characters in the movie look a lot like the characters I imagined in the book. My favorite character was Katniss because she was going ham on the other tributes. My rating for this movie would be a 9 out of 10.Everybody should see this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, March 30, 2012
Rash
Bo(the main charater) live in the USSA(united safer states of america) and the government is really srict and a lot of things are illegal. Well Bo has anger issues and one day he got mad at someone and yelled at him and like a day later he got a rash and now they think bo gave him the rash but it was an allergic reaction to some skin lotion and then another girl in his class got the same rash but they think Bo gave it to her because they sit next to each other.
I dont think Bo is spreading the disease becuase it was a girl and she could have used the same lotion as the kid with the rash.
I dont think Bo is spreading the disease becuase it was a girl and she could have used the same lotion as the kid with the rash.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Cheezy Gritz
cheezy gritz for breakfast
cheezy gritz for lunch
cheezy gritz for dinner
cheezy gritz anytime
although this may not rhyme
But i don't have much time
to make this perfect cuz i cookin cheezy gritz
Cheezy gritz with bacon
cheezy gritz with eggs
cheezy gritz with toast
I'm tryin not to boast
but if I'm cookin cheezy gritz,
people love mine the most
Sunday morning with you my deer,
cheezy gritz for breakfast brings me a lot of cheer.
cheezy gritz with orange juice
cheezy gritz with apple juice
cheezy gritz with milk
When my cheezy gritz goes down your throat
you might mistake it for silk
Cheezy gritz anytime or anywhere
you just might eat them with a bear
that you caught with a snare
but then you realize that you are a perfect pair
you decide to actually care
so you let him sit in your favorite chair
and then you made a dare
if the bear would eat 20 pears
and then ride a big ride at the fair
and finish the day off with some of Kyle’s delicious cheezy gritz
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
My Lucky Day
Hi my name is Carl; I was the average guy until that lucky day of mine.(flash back)It was February 23, and I was on my way to work when I saw a homeless guy getting peed on buy a dog. I walked up to him and punched him in the face and i ran away with his gold fish crackers. I ran 4 blocks and started to eat the gold fish. On my way to work I realized I was 2 hours early so I wasted them so I, took a picture with Santa, went to the petting zoo and bought a llama,and then rode it to work.
When I reached into my goldfish crackers and the worst thing happened, I ran out. I was about to throw it away when i saw the sweepstakes sticker so I ripped it off and put it in my pocket and continued my day.
When I got home from work I was so tiered I fell asleep on the floor. A hour later I woke up and my head was wet I didn’t know what it was but it was yellow, I think its warm lemonade. There was something brown on the froor, i think it was brownies so, I ate one, they were kinda good, but I started to think it was something else, maybe cake.I got on the computer and signed up for the sweep stakes, I hope I win.
RING RING, RING RING. Swiftly, I answered the phone. “Hello,” I said. “Hi is your name Carl Carmona Jr,” She said in a old fashioned manner. “Yes.” “You have won the sweep stakes, you are the president for a day.” she said. I was so excited I started to make out with Marvin, the llama. Quickly, I packed up my stuff, including Marvin and got on a train.
When I arrived in Washington D.C, I rode Marvin all the way to the White House. I walked in and shouted My name is Carl Carmona Jr, the winner of the sweep stakes, everybody looked at me funny and thought I was stupid but I didn’t care. The lady I talked to on the phone walked up to me and said right this way. She said a lot of stuff, but I didn’t listen, I just wanted to look at everything. she walked me into the oval office and introduced me to the president of the United States of America.
It was my lucky day,Marvin and I were sitting there in the oval office, felling like a hot shot in our suits. I realized I could do anything I wanted to do so I thought of the three things I want to change about America and I wrote them down on paper. They were, everything is free, everybody owned a llama, and it would rain sushi every other day. I gave it to my intern and she tooked at it and started to make the list come true.
The day was coming to an end, I was sad I didn’t want to go home and work for stupid Guy named Mark, he is sassy and always makes fun of me. I am tired of him When I get back I’m Gonna quit my job. The day was over so I gave my suit back, they said Marvin could keep his. They said they will pay for a train ride home. It was fun being the president for the day. I will always remember this day when I was the President of the United States of America.
When I reached into my goldfish crackers and the worst thing happened, I ran out. I was about to throw it away when i saw the sweepstakes sticker so I ripped it off and put it in my pocket and continued my day.
When I got home from work I was so tiered I fell asleep on the floor. A hour later I woke up and my head was wet I didn’t know what it was but it was yellow, I think its warm lemonade. There was something brown on the froor, i think it was brownies so, I ate one, they were kinda good, but I started to think it was something else, maybe cake.I got on the computer and signed up for the sweep stakes, I hope I win.
RING RING, RING RING. Swiftly, I answered the phone. “Hello,” I said. “Hi is your name Carl Carmona Jr,” She said in a old fashioned manner. “Yes.” “You have won the sweep stakes, you are the president for a day.” she said. I was so excited I started to make out with Marvin, the llama. Quickly, I packed up my stuff, including Marvin and got on a train.
When I arrived in Washington D.C, I rode Marvin all the way to the White House. I walked in and shouted My name is Carl Carmona Jr, the winner of the sweep stakes, everybody looked at me funny and thought I was stupid but I didn’t care. The lady I talked to on the phone walked up to me and said right this way. She said a lot of stuff, but I didn’t listen, I just wanted to look at everything. she walked me into the oval office and introduced me to the president of the United States of America.
It was my lucky day,Marvin and I were sitting there in the oval office, felling like a hot shot in our suits. I realized I could do anything I wanted to do so I thought of the three things I want to change about America and I wrote them down on paper. They were, everything is free, everybody owned a llama, and it would rain sushi every other day. I gave it to my intern and she tooked at it and started to make the list come true.
The day was coming to an end, I was sad I didn’t want to go home and work for stupid Guy named Mark, he is sassy and always makes fun of me. I am tired of him When I get back I’m Gonna quit my job. The day was over so I gave my suit back, they said Marvin could keep his. They said they will pay for a train ride home. It was fun being the president for the day. I will always remember this day when I was the President of the United States of America.
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